making babies

in preparation for baby diane, we've been talking to madeleine about why my tummy is so large, who's inside of it, that she's coming soon, etc. today, madeleine was standing next to me while i was working on the computer. she picked up the scanner's power cord (which was not plugged in), put the round end that goes in the scanner into her belly button and said, "i making babies."

not quite.