cooking directions for tasty noodle

i love product translations from asian languages to english. they are always sure to entertain.

randy teaches a couple of families from taiwan and one of them sent him home with some dried noodles yesterday. i was looking at the instructions for how to cook them and found them humorous:

1. put 1 bag of 375g noodles separately into boiling water and stir till water is reboiling up. noodles will be done in about 3 minutes.
2. while water boiling, make flame weak to avoid it overflowing or add a half cup of water to keep cooking noodles softer.
3. according to the seasons, you may do cool noodle or hot soup noodle with dressing.
4. rinse cooked noodles with cold water, drain, stir-fry and taste well.